The Perfect Recipe

I am to deliver a birthday greetings at 5pm in behalf of the company, for the 3rd bday celebrant since last week. For today, it's Sir Reynold's, the son in law of the president, who is presently working in Admin. Dep't. I didn't know what to say, not because I didn't know exactly what to say, but because I didn't want to think of anything to say. Out of kindness, I was handed a piece of paper with a birthday message printed on it, which I could just memorize or perhaps read out loud. Unfortunately, I didn't like the sound of it. It's not my kind of thing, so I made a revision and ended up making the message longer. lol

 

The original message:

 

They said, The perfect recipe for your year ahead should be 20 percent LOVE mixed with 30 percent LUCK. Add on top 20 percent COURAGE and garnish it with 30 percent HEALTH. So cheers for another year and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

 

 

My version is:

 

They said, the perfect recipe for your year ahead should be 20 percent LOVE mixed with 30 percent LUCK. Add on top 20 percent COURAGE and garnish it with 30 percent HEALTH.

But I dont like the idea of wishing a little bit of this and that, çoz no one deserves less, specially you Sir. So for your birthday, I wish you the perfect recipe for your year ahead, which should be....

 

A HUNDRED percent LOVE mixed with A HUNDRED percent LUCK. Add on top A HUNDRED percent COURAGE and garnish it with A HUNDRED percent HEALTH.

I know it is over A HUNDRED percent all together but you will never be overcooked, çoz I also know that you do share your blessings to everyone around you. More blessings for you sir.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

 

Now, that is a message!!!

 

But oh my, seriously, everyone including those from the other sister companies will be looking at me. I dont like that but I cant expect otherwise so I'll just be myself. Waaah!!!